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The Art of Book Reviews: Surviving a Bad One

Oofta! Oh, it hurts. It punches you in the gut and makes you question everything - the dreaded negative review!

Someone read your book and they hated it. I mean, it really made them miserable. And they've just plastered the internet telling everyone who will listen or read just how bad your book is.

We know it's bound to happen eventually, but man does it hurt when you fall off your cloud of 4 and 5 star reviews to the cold hard ground of the 2's and 3's.

My advice is simple - forbearance. This too shall pass. You can't please everyone.... You see where I'm going with this? The plain and simple truth is that bad reviews are going to happen and we can't be afraid of them. Yes, they suck to get, but it is just a fact of writing and putting yourself out here. 



For the sake of speaking some truth, I've copied in my first gut-punchingly negative review below:

This is a really tricky review to write, because this novel has real potential to be a beautiful, engaging and enjoyable read, and the writer also has the ability and talent to write well. However, the novel has been completely let down by the editing.
The novel tells the story of Austen, a woman dissatisfied by life, by her husband in particular, who needs to find out what she wants from life. She makes the brave decision to go and work on a ranch in Wyoming. This is a really interesting idea - there is potential for drama, humour, and an investigation into relationships, character and what makes people tick. I’m convinced the author is capable of this, as her characters are warm and could be developed into something really special. She obviously knows the places she is writing about and has a real love for those places and people, and this could all be made into a wonderful book.
However, the novel needs a good editor to take it in hand and help the author realise its full potential. I’m not talking about typos or issues with grammar or spelling here, but fundamental issues with the structure, style and content of the novel. Dialogue, for instance, is extremely unnatural. The characters have long, in depth conversations with each other about their innermost feelings that are unnatural and unrealistic. Characters in novels need to sound like real people. And while we have this insight into the characters feelings, we know nothing really about Austen herself - what she does before she gives it all up to go to the ranch, what her background is etc., all those things that make fully formed characters.
The language too needs a thorough edit. The text is full of complicated words and convoluted, complicated sentences that need to be tightened, strengthened and restructured. There also needs to be a much clearer point of view. These are all issues that a good editor could sort, working with the writer to draw out the fabulous story and the great writing that is in there somewhere.
I’m giving this book three stars because I really feel that this author has the potential to write and write well, and the idea for this novel is sound. However, Ms Cooper has been totally let down by poor editing, which is a real shame.
Three out of five stars

I have to take this in stride. I have to remember that this is one person's view and that I have numerous other reviews out there calling Dust a "beautiful piece of literature" and "inspiring, captivating, and relevant." I need to remember that I have readers on their third go-through of the novel and others who have messaged me directly saying Dust put into words feelings they had bottled up inside and could not describe. It has helped lift burdens off shoulders and inspired action in women I don't even know. This is a gift and I'm honored to be a part of it. I just need to take this one review with a grain of salt, although I admit I'm a little scared to look at any new reviews coming my way now.

To make myself and other authors feel better I've included some negative reviews given to some very famous, best selling, and award-winning authors below...

3 stars on 11/1/1999 - "It's not that this wasn't a good book... but I just don't understand all the hype! ... The plot line isn't too original... I can honestly say I forgot who half the characters were a week after reading... and the whole idea of wizards and spells has been done many, many times, in a much better way. I have a sneaking suspicion that the people who are going nuts over this book have never read anything else."

2 stars on 11/9/2001 - "... all in all, I predict that this book - and series, from what I can guess - will not become a classic, not even remotely in the same boat as the Hobbit or James and the Giant Peach or Charlie and the Chocolate Factory... If you really want to read a good book, don't buy the hype and read this one...there are others that are better."

2 stars on 1/23/1999 - "I may be the only person in the world who didn't love this book. I don't think it's a bad book, but I don't understand the big excitement about it. The writing is pedestrian, the characters are not that well developed, and frequently things happen that we as readers had no idea were possible."

 Suzanne Collins - Hunger Games:
1 star on 3/26/2012 - "... the writing of this book is abysmal. The use of first person for the whole book is annoying, over-use of dialog for trivial conversation and over use of adjectives makes it boring to read. The crude and forced revolutionary overtones are just painful to read and any social commentary about the current reality television fad is accidental."

2 stars on May 6, 2012 - "The first thing that struck me was how very dull and stilted Katniss's narrative voice is. The writing, while certainly not the train wreck that was Twilight, is cliched, trite, and shallow, a chop suey of the ideas of more talented writers at best."

Harper Lee - To Kill a Mockingbird:
1 star on 9/19/2015 - "To me, this book was drawn out, dry, and a waste of my time. I would not recommend it to anyone."

2 stars on 10/24/2014 - "The plots are rather cheap, the descriptions from the perspective of a little girl sound pretentious. There's got to be a reason why Ms. Lee only wrote one novel in her whole life, and to me, it is that she's only a mediocre writer."

J.R.R. Tolkien - The Hobbit:
1 star on 8/6/2015 - "It was a challenge to read. Maybe I didn't like the author's writing style. Very slow character and plot development and too many useless details. Gave up. ."

1 star on 11/28/2013 - "My biggest beef with the book is that it is too wordy and self important, almost as if Tolkien felt as if he had been assured he was writing a classic."

2 stars on 3/31/2013 - "The dialogue is stale, evoking no emotion. And despite the fantasy setting, there is little sense of wonder. All in all, this book is pretty boring."

William Golding - Lord of the Flies:
1 star on 9/22/2015 - "Everything feels rushed and makes no sense. Has some of the worst dialog I've ever read."

1 star on 11/30/2015 - "The book overall was so unrealistic not to mention confusing. The end made no sense and the symbolism was just over the top. Everything had to have some deep meaning to it and other random concepts were pulled into it. Why would anyone compare a child to Hitler? Hated this book. Never reading it again."

Charlotte Bronte - Jane Eyre:
1 star on 12/16/2014 - "This book contains the kind of dry, rambling description that could put off the most avid reader. The self-obsession of Jane as told through the first person narrative made me dislike the book very much."

1 star on 7/31/2014 - "This book was very boring if it wasn't on my summer reading list I would not have read it. WORST BOOK EVER"

George Orwell - 1984:
1 star on 10/12/2015 - "Didn't like this. Complete Borefest. First off, it's not my typical genre, but I still tried to really like it. I wanted to. It's a classic after all. Now I'm left to wonder "what in the world constitutes a great classic?" From what I can tell there are a whole lot of "classics" that just plain ol' suck."

1 star on 6/10/2014 - "If I had read this when it first came out, I might feel differently about the book. Reading it today, I found the writing style very difficult to read and over all it is just too stupid sounding considering of what we know today about technology. Couldn't finish it."

J.D. Salinger - Catcher in the Rye:
1 star on 4/19/2015 - "I had to struggle to give that one star. Salinger is, perhaps one of the most overrated authors I've ever read. The Catcher in the Rye is THE most dull, boring, cringe-worthy books I've ever had to force myself to read. I'd rather be locked into a school room with dozens of students raking their nails against a chalkboard hours upon hours. How this book could inspire someone to murder anyone is beyond me. The only person I wanted to murder was J.D. Salinger for the hours of my life I will never get back! Honestly, I'd rather die than read this book again. Pure torture & a massive waste of time."

1 star on 4/21/2013 - "This book is unequivocal trash. This is basically a Martin Scorsese "After-Hours"-like awfully mundane piece of garbage novel just told from the perspective of a pompous, self-entitled 16 year-old."


So, basically, what I'm saying is:

Writing Prompt Seventy-Seven


Guidelines:
Length: 800 words or less
Deadline: None
Submission: 
  • Submit via email to beauxcooper@gmail.com
  • Copy your story into the Message box:
    • Include:
      • "Writing Prompt #____"
      • Your return contact information marked with a "(P)" for private if applicable
      • Public contact information you would like me to reference if your piece should be selected for feature.
        • This can include your website or blog as well as your social media outlets: Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, Goodreads, etc.
        • Optional: A photo of you
      • Your story
        • Please copy and paste into the body of the message, however, if you have a special format design for your story (such as moments of centered or right alignment, size, etc.) attachments are accepted.
Award: My favorite submissions will be featured on beauxcooper.com as well as all BC's social media outlets with all links connecting back to your blog/social media/website/etc.

Spotlight: Mari L.


Response to Writing Prompt Sixty-Seven: The tape kept rolling , but I had nothing left to say.

We set up the camera in silence, there was nothing he could say to change my mind. I sat down on the couch with my two friends/helpers. Tyler, my best friend manning the camera, held up his hand, fingers counting down from five. He gave me the thumbs up and I grinned at the camera, “Hey babe. Enjoy.” I turned to my left where Jason sat. Jason fit the phrase blonde hair and blue eyes almost as well as my other friend/helper, Ryan, fit the phrase tall, dark and handsome. I leaned forward capturing Jason’s bottom lip between my teeth, nibbling on it as he tugged on my hair. I kept my eyes on the camera as I let Jason pull me into a kiss. Ryan lifted me up and sat me on his lap forcing Jason to crawl forwards to keep his lips glued to mine. I threw my head back grinding my hips on Ryan’s lap moaning when Jason began to kiss and lick my neck. Ryan grabbed my hips and I felt his approval pressing against my ass. I smirked at the camera, turning my head to capture Ryan’s mouth. Jason moved his attention slightly lower and I arched my back as he took full advantage of the low neckline on my shirt.

After a few more minutes of enjoying my companions I sat up straight fixed my shirt and blew a kiss to the camera. Tyler had left a few minutes earlier having had enough of the snog fest and the tape kept on rolling, but I had nothing left to say. I knew I probably wouldn’t send the video to my ex, but it felt satisfying having made it none the less. Jason and Ryan left when they realized I was done, but I remained seated on the couch, wishing I had been kissing someone else. That was my one regret in making the video, who was in it. I stood up slowly my resolve forming and I quickly left to find my best friend.

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Writing Prompt Seventy-Six


Guidelines:
Length: 800 words or less
Deadline: None
Submission: 
  • Submit via email to beauxcooper@gmail.com
  • Copy your story into the Message box:
    • Include:
      • "Writing Prompt #____"
      • Your return contact information marked with a "(P)" for private if applicable
      • Public contact information you would like me to reference if your piece should be selected for feature.
        • This can include your website or blog as well as your social media outlets: Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, Goodreads, etc.
        • Optional: A photo of you
      • Your story
        • Please copy and paste into the body of the message, however, if you have a special format design for your story (such as moments of centered or right alignment, size, etc.) attachments are accepted.
Award: My favorite submissions will be featured on beauxcooper.com as well as all BC's social media outlets with all links connecting back to your blog/social media/website/etc.

Writing Prompt Seventy-Five


Guidelines:
Length: 800 words or less
Deadline: None
Submission: 
  • Submit via email to beauxcooper@gmail.com
  • Copy your story into the Message box:
    • Include:
      • "Writing Prompt #____"
      • Your return contact information marked with a "(P)" for private if applicable
      • Public contact information you would like me to reference if your piece should be selected for feature.
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        • Optional: A photo of you
      • Your story
        • Please copy and paste into the body of the message, however, if you have a special format design for your story (such as moments of centered or right alignment, size, etc.) attachments are accepted.
Award: My favorite submissions will be featured on beauxcooper.com as well as all BC's social media outlets with all links connecting back to your blog/social media/website/etc.

The Art of Book Reviews: Where to Post Them

Now that you've written up your masterpiece or blurb or essay or snippet of a review you need to share it with the world! But where exactly should you post it? Although it seems rather straight forward there are things to consider when it comes to sharing your review. Things like audience size, "foot" traffic, and target groups all come into play here.

To help the author the most, you'll want to post your review in places that access a large audience because this will get the most eyes on your review and, subsequently, the book. Foot traffic just refers to the people passing by online; an almost accidental viewing. Lastly, target groups which include people who like to read and who are looking for new books. You wouldn't post your review of a book on a Yelp! account for a restaurant. To take the guess work out of it for you I've included a few places to get you started!


The Top Five Places to Post a Book Review:

Amazon.com - This one is huge. If you post your review in only one place this is the place to do it. They make it really easy for you, too, if you bought the book through them. Their review rules have become increasingly strict over the last year so make sure you don't mention your relationship with the author, but rather focus on the book.

Goodreads.com - They are owned by Amazon, but unfortunately they aren't completely synced to each other. So if you post here, you have to login to Amazon, too, and post there as well. Kind of a pain, but definitely helpful to the author. If you don't have a Goodreads account you will need to sign up for one to leave a review. This is also a great place to learn what your friends are reading and what recommendations are out there.

Wherever you bought it - Did you buy it from Barnes & Noble? Maybe another online retailer? If so, pop on and leave a review of the book there. Other people are shopping that site, too, and want to know what you thought. 

Your social media - This is such a great place to share your thoughts on a book. Your friends and family already are invested in who you are and by sharing your review in a status update you are exposing your community to the book you loved (or didn't.)

Your Blog - If you have a blog you can dedicate a space to your review there. Your blog posts reach a lot of people who follow you because they resonate with you on some level. Chances are, they're going to be interested in what you're reading and your verdict on the book.


No matter what you decide, posting somewhere... anywhere!... is better than no where and the author of the book will love you for doing it.

Happy reading!


Writing Prompt Seventy-Four


Guidelines:
Length: 800 words or less
Deadline: None
Submission: 
  • Submit via email to beauxcooper@gmail.com
  • Copy your story into the Message box:
    • Include:
      • "Writing Prompt #____"
      • Your return contact information marked with a "(P)" for private if applicable
      • Public contact information you would like me to reference if your piece should be selected for feature.
        • This can include your website or blog as well as your social media outlets: Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, Goodreads, etc.
        • Optional: A photo of you
      • Your story
        • Please copy and paste into the body of the message, however, if you have a special format design for your story (such as moments of centered or right alignment, size, etc.) attachments are accepted.
Award: My favorite submissions will be featured on beauxcooper.com as well as all BC's social media outlets with all links connecting back to your blog/social media/website/etc.

Review: Waking Up Joy

My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Add it to your summer reading list - Waking Up Joy is bound to leave you feeling refreshed and hankering for a glass of cool lemonade and a porch swing to sit on!

Joy Talley is something of a wildcard in her family: predictable, but aloof. Though her siblings have all found matches, built families and careers, Joy seems to be stuck wandering the halls of spinsterhood... that is until she finds herself swinging from the end of a rope off the ledge of their ancestral home. Her stint in the hospital stuck in the loneliness of a coma breaks through decades long blockages which have prevented her from moving on with her life and letting love find her. But will it be the doctor or the ex-lover who whisk her away?

Tina Ann Forkner has whipped up a truly original story that gracefully blends magic with faith, miracles with love, inspiring futures with dark pasts! There were moments when I wanted to shake the book as if I were shaking Forkner's shoulders trying to squeeze out the bit of story she so methodically keeps at arms length. Oh, but I had the truth eventually... and so will you. It's a training in patience and appreciation for Forkner's ability to entwine mystery with budding romance - brava Mrs. Forkner, brava! Between the old family home, culinary masterpieces, charmed chocolates, and church pews my heart fell in love with this tiny town in Oklahoma and the people who lived in it.

Waking Up Joy is captivating, funny, intriguing, and thought provoking. I highly recommend it to women young, young-ish, and not-so-young-anymore - there is something in here for everyone! I can't wait until her next book, The Real Thing, comes out, but in the mean time I'll certainly be picking up her other two, Ruby Among Us and Rose House!

Spotlight: Lamb Stew By The Fire by T.K. Geering


Mary gazed out of the window at the snow whilst waiting for George to arrive. This was their second date and she wanted everything to be perfect. She had resolved not to tell anyone about him until she was sure. Mary had already confirmed that he liked lamb stew and hers was second to none. No one would ever have the nerve to say differently. Mary and her temper were as legendary as her stews.

She twirled her long red hair around her finger as she stood there watching the snow falling. It was beginning to settle and would eventually start drifting, but the road from the old cotton mill was pretty straightforward. Soon the clacking of the looms would stop and George would be on his way.  She sat down on the cosy sofa in front of the roaring log fire becoming mesmerized by the flames. At one point, she could see a horses’ face reminiscent of her childhood.

Muffled sounds in the snow, indicated George’s car had pulled up outside and   Mary went to the door to greet him. He hugged her tentatively but not too tight; he wasn’t sure yet.
The table had already been set in the small cottage and George offered to open the wine he had brought. Retrieving the bottle opener as directed, he noted the block of carving knives sitting on the worktop. He and knives were not good bedmates; he frequently seemed to cut himself. He blanched as that familiar squeamish feeling passed through him. Knives served a purpose though. Pouring two glasses he took them to the sofa and handed one to Mary.

“Dinner won’t be long George I thought we could sit here and enjoy a drink before I dish up the stew.”

He confirmed that stews needed to be timed to perfection. It was not only his favourite, but a specialty of his also. Comparing recipes, their ingredients and cooking methods seemed to match. He sat down at the table as Mary entered with the crockpot. Dunking a spoon in to taste, she decided that it just needed a bit more salt. George tried it and disagreed stating it was perfect but Mary had her way and sprinkled in more.


They finished the meal and George agreed to clear the dishes for Mary. He settled her on the sofa again with a glass of Merlot, and set to clearing up whilst Mary made the most of the unexpected help. Returning to the sofa he stood behind her gently caressing her neck with cold steel as he plunged one of her carving knives deep into the back of her neck. The initial shock kept her upright for a while and then she keeled forward. Wiping clear all of his fingerprints he took one last look around and returned to the car. How many more would he have to kill before they got the recipe to his exact liking?

~o0o~

© T K Geering 2016

You can find more of Geering's work on her websiteTirgearr PublishingTwitterand Facebook


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